गर्लफ्रेंड का नाम
एक पति ने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड का नाम अपने मोबाइल के फोनबुक में battery low के नाम से सेव कररखा था। उसकी गर्लफ्रेंड का जब भी फोन आता, तो बेचारी पत्नी फोन को चार्जिंग पर लगा देती और बोलती, 'अजी जब आपके फोन की बैटरी लो होती है, तो आप इतना एक्टिव क्यों हो जाते हो।'
KISHOR KUMAR
- AGAR TUM NA HOTE
- APNO MAIN BEGANA
- IS SEE PEHLE KI YAAD TU
- KUCH LOG MOHABBAT KAR KE
- KYA KHABAR KYA PATA
- AANEWALA PAL JAANEWALA HAI
- AAP KI KASAM
- ANGREJI MEIN KEHTE HAIN
- ZINDGI PYAR KA GEET HAIN
- DILBAR MERE KAB TAK MUJHE
- SAGAR JAISI AAKHON WALI
- NEELE NEELE AMBER PAR
- CHUU KAR MERE MAN KO
- MAIN DIL TU DHADKAN
- AATE JATE KHUBSURAT
- AISE NA TUM MUJHKO TUM DEKHO
Sardar to Wife
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Full disk
Full disk
Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building. Banta was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa : “My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can’t you carry even this much?”
Banta : “But yours is empty and my disk is full”!!!
Changi nurse
Changi nurse
Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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